Eyestrain Productions is the corporate
entity that controls and manages all output from the mind of Shane
Simmons, be it comics, prose or film. Said Mr. Simmons was
acquired during a hostile takeover bid by Eyestrain when a controling
majority of his personal stock was dumped on the market following
the recent collapse of the tech sector. Word had gotten out that Mr. Simmons
worked on a computer from time to time, and jittery shareholders thought
it would be prudent to unload their shares of his body and soul in
case they got lumped in with the rest of the bursting tech bubble. |